six word memoirs

I did a google search for six word memoirs and this is what I got...

Sperm to potent, now have triplets

Veni, vidi, but haven't vici yet.

nothing profound, I just sat around

Mistakenly kills kitten, fears anything delicate.

asked to quiet down, spoke louder.

wasn't noticed, so I painted trains.

Naively expected logical world, acted foolishly.

Facebook has ruined my entire life.

Sounded much better in my head.

so, um, what's up with you?

google knows me, therefore I am.

ask me again in a month.