Crazy quiz

1. Why did you take this quiz?

   • Because I think I might be crazy.
   • Because if I don't take five quizzes a day, the world will end.
   • Most of the voices told me to...one told me to start a fire...
   • Quizzes are fun! Ooh, look, a bird!

2. Do you have lots of friends?

   • Only my newspaper clippings
   • Just a few. They usually get annoyed with me.
   • TONS! But, they're mostly in my head.
   • I think so. I don't sit still long enough to count them.

3. What's the best thing about today?

   • I think the tap on my phone line is gone...for now...
   • I went for a walk and didn't step on any cracks!
   • The weather...no...my job...noooo...my haircut...wait, oh, we can't decide.
   • Sunshine! Sunshine! Cloud! Plane! Plane! Plane!

4. Are you crazy?

   • Are YOU crazy?
   • No! I just have a lot of weird habits.
   • I keep telling myself I'm not, but the others say I am!
   • Crazy like a fox!

5. Men and women can go crazy in different ways and for different reasons. What's your situation?

   • I'm a woman.
   • I'm a man.
   • I used to be a woman, but now I don't know. I think someone stole my gender. Was it YOU?
   • I'm a man. And I'm a man, too.