Crazy quiz

1. Why did you take this quiz?

   • Because I think I might be crazy.
   • Because if I don't take five quizzes a day, the world will end.
   • Most of the voices told me to...one told me to start a fire...
   • Quizzes are fun! Ooh, look, a bird!

2. Do you have lots of friends?

   • Only my newspaper clippings
   • Just a few. They usually get annoyed with me.
   • TONS! But, they're mostly in my head.
   • I think so. I don't sit still long enough to count them.

3. What's the best thing about today?

   • I think the tap on my phone line is gone...for now...
   • I went for a walk and didn't step on any cracks!
   • The weather...no...my job...noooo...my haircut...wait, oh, we can't decide.
   • Sunshine! Sunshine! Cloud! Plane! Plane! Plane!

4. Are you crazy?

   • Are YOU crazy?
   • No! I just have a lot of weird habits.
   • I keep telling myself I'm not, but the others say I am!
   • Crazy like a fox!

5. Men and women can go crazy in different ways and for different reasons. What's your situation?

   • I'm a woman.
   • I'm a man.
   • I used to be a woman, but now I don't know. I think someone stole my gender. Was it YOU?
   • I'm a man. And I'm a man, too.
     
     

BLACK OUT

So called friends

Comment or reply if this has ever happened to you...

Has anyone else out there had a friend, one that you grew up with.  One that you called your BEST friend.  A friend that you thought would always be there to hang out with, to get in trouble with.

AND THEN....

A new kid comes around and turns into their best friend, and changes how they are, what they do, what they say.  And it's for the bad, everyone notices.  Including you, and they begin to exclude you. Ditch you, ignore you.  It blows like ol' faithful..... Ya its that bad.

Sad Chairs

Do you ever feel like your just waiting to be hit by anything and everything??

I do

Memories

remember those times at those awkward family gatherings.....

those times when people would get together and basically acted like they cared what profession you're in..

When they acted like they cared what your kids are going to do after highschool....

I dont know, maybe they do care....

the point is that after all the social awkwardness, then come the stories...

Remember when your dad did this...

Did I ever tell you the time when your Dad and Mom.....

Ya those were the days, those were our wild times

Inside your head you're thinking "ya? If you spent a weekend with me and my friends, we just about covered all of your wild times, in ONE weekend.


memories....

six word memoirs

I did a google search for six word memoirs and this is what I got...

Sperm to potent, now have triplets

Veni, vidi, but haven't vici yet.

nothing profound, I just sat around

Mistakenly kills kitten, fears anything delicate.

asked to quiet down, spoke louder.

wasn't noticed, so I painted trains.

Naively expected logical world, acted foolishly.

Facebook has ruined my entire life.

Sounded much better in my head.

so, um, what's up with you?

google knows me, therefore I am.

ask me again in a month.