Life starts out as a dark room
Adolescents: You are stumbling around the house and sticking your small little stubby finger in your mouth and sucking it like the nipple of your favorite bottle. Making mommy and daddy wipe your rear because you are not able to do it yourself.
Elementary years: You are running around getting scrapped playing jump rope, four square, name the state, and basketball. You pick your nose and eat it and the girls look at you like a circus animal. Gross and full of diseases like cooties.
Junior High: Kids are walking around with saggy pants that everyone fantasizes about pulling down. But yet fearing it because you would get suspended.
High school: You start your high school career. The first year is awkward, junior year, you start to get the hang of things, and feel the walls for a light switch. Senior year, after sexually touching the wall for so long, you find the switch and flick it up. *SNAP* Life starts to make sense.....
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